By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

Foreskin Fajita

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or muddy helmet and tadger toalie

My man did me in the ass so much last night that he ended up with a foreskin fajita!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

foreskin deathmatch

When four uncircumcised males armed with knives tie their foreskins together and have a fight

Due to his Jewish heritage, Jerry could not participate in the foreskin deathmatch with Kramer.

by Barlog November 11, 2015

Foreskin Reattachment

When the foreskin of the male genitalia is reattached either using glue or with string. This is done in many countries as tradition. This ritual can also be religious in some parts of the world

“Did you know that Arison is having a Foreskin Reattachment and we are all invited?”

by Bigoimain29 April 9, 2019

foreskin

Code for Fortnite skins, all that virgins talk about today

"Hey man, check out my John Wick foreskin"

by Bossachino AKA Carlos Sanchez August 13, 2018

foreskin

The outer skin layer on an uncircumcised penis.

"eew!! theres foreskin on the wall!!"

by Wallstander P.E April 26, 2009

Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!

Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead

by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010