We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

first basing

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.

Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.

by Talmanes June 2, 2007

Firas

A man who needs no words but since this is a website dedicated to definitions we'll indulge those who read this. Firas: The culmination of several different intellectual strains that produced a genius that few can rival. While also being a combo of several different intellectual traditions this term also incorporates the traits of several different world cultures. Should there ever be a global cataclysm this man will be the one for whom all our hopes will be dependent upon. The true heart and soul of this individual is the undying spirit dedicated to all things just and moral. However, should the world ever turn its back upon this Cadillac of a man, we shall be in a danger to grandiose for words. It is within his power to destroy or save, the choice, is truly, up to the world.

The continuing world crisis would require a Firas like personality in order to reach a solution.

by Sir Jack of the Green Bay February 2, 2013

First World Hunger

When people in a first world aren't hungry, but they are bored, so they shall eat.

Guy: I'm bored. Maybe eating these fries will suffice my urgent need!
Guy 1 After Giant Binge: And that was how I acquired First World Hunger. Ahh...

by 0/\/'/>< October 28, 2012

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 22, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

fiatch

Fiatch is a term defined by the combination of two words: fake and biatch.

In other words, a woman who loves attention and flirts extremely with guys but never ends up doing anything; a waste of time.

Alan: So how was that girl steph last night?

Steve: Waste of time. Steph was a fiatch.

by lovingthis1 July 18, 2011