Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

Jenver Fernando

“a boy who has a kid with his beloved husband”

Look! It’s jenver fernando, look how cute he looks! 🗿”

by ouliy May 1, 2021

jehan fernando

The physical embodiment of god

Look, that guy is a Jehan Fernando

by Rames Jundell October 20, 2017

fernando corona

A obese kid

You as fat as Fernando corona

by Mrnutclapper September 12, 2017

Fernando fine

The ultimate level of hotness a guy can reach. Always the best looking guy anywhere he goes. The complete package, the perfect man. Has looks, brains & a huge eart

That new guy is pretty hot, but he's not Fernando fine....

by Scatterbrainiac August 21, 2021