fap

A lonely person whos name is Meredith.

Look at her shes such a fap.

by coooool kid May 8, 2008

FAP

acronym for Fat As Possible. sweating is often a side-effect of being FAB.

"Dude, i'm sweating, and its making me feel fat and uncomfortable!"

"Cuz we're FAP."

by bigriles71 October 18, 2008

FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs September 7, 2016

Fap

To jerk your cock, masturbate.

I had to fap this morning after my long piss.

by Matt Jenks June 27, 2016

fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates

im gonna go fap at home

by minecrap55 February 15, 2017

FAP

F. eel
A.

P. enis

Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.

by Lost guy2223 December 3, 2017

FAP

Fuck All Paramilitaries

Popular term in Northern Ireland

FAP UTH

by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018