I.F.L.C

The I.F.L.C (I F*^kin' Love Cilantro - Facebook Group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.

"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~

by Korey Andersshitty June 5, 2007

R.O.F.L

R.O.F.L
Stands for Rocking Out Farting Loud
Used in many cases of drinking too much or too many beans.

Guy:Wow, I was totally R.O.F.L last night man.
Other Guy: Man, rock on!

by Wizzacko January 3, 2006

D,M,F.L.

A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last.

Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today.
Bob: Well I sure he finished in front of the two girls he was racing against.
Scott: Sorry dog.... he was DMFL!!

by Willy G. June 3, 2005

F.L.I.P.

F.L.I.P.
Forever.Livin.It.Peacefully

hoi nigz! im FLIPn' it up!

by Lucky-Grad05 June 27, 2005

F&L

Figuratively and literally

I just got a sweet deal at that chocolate shop, F&L.

by PCIV February 15, 2009

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

by Little Ninja April 4, 2009

F.L.I.B.

Fucking Long Island Boy

A F.L.I.B. is a type of boy who live on Long Island in NY. He has tatoos, wears gold chains, flat brimmed Yankee hat, and dress and act all big and bad...until he ends up in the ER/hospital and is crying like a baby for his mother.

by ER Doc May 9, 2011