not even gay

a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay

A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats not even gay

by alonso cordova December 10, 2007

dont even

a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.

male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even

by Just Me December 4, 2003

ion even

Ebonics for the English phrase "I don't even...". Often used by people who do not understand the basic conventions of the English language such as periods, capitals, spelling, and words.

"ion even no but naah will me and ryan-john r cool.."
"ion even no whi wee tlk wif gruntz an nat nglish"

by I'm chait October 17, 2011

ain't even

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

don't even

The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.

"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."

by athenswill October 13, 2014

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

don't even

One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.

"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"

by AshleyP December 28, 2005