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"Ben, you are such a dead emu today!"
by Accountsarecool526 December 14, 2019
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Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.
She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.
by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020
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Emu

A strong and powerful tank. Can survive getting shot by an M60.
These creatures are like tanks with feathers. Humans fought a war against them, we lost. (- The Great Emu War)
The Emu’s just kept coming, no matter how many times we fired they just kept coming. With every death came another 12.
by Some1Two September 26, 2019
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Emu

there are two types of emus in the world
emu the animal.
emu otori
emus are very smart and nostoglic, they came around in 1696 but emu otori came out on 30 september 2020 but her birthday is 9 september
person A : i love emus
Person B : what emu?
Person A :emu otori
Person B : slay
by tsukasa tenma. September 20, 2022
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emu

A sexual innuendo referring to the place right underneath your butt crack.
Damn my emu is itchy
by bagussy November 21, 2023
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Emu

A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life.

Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.

This engulfs their entire life and value system.

The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.

After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT

Suddenly a profile picture is updated.

With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.

It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.

With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.

An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.

Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Derek Chauvin: did you see that Emu earlier in the court room?

Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?

Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
by The Covid-19 Coronavirus April 23, 2021
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emu attack

when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head
Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.
by luvsemu April 26, 2016
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