emasculate

A cross between ejaculate and masturbate.

whoA..that dude emasculated

by S0me_guy23 February 15, 2005

eMasturbate

Something Fat chicks believe guys do when they are alone.

in between mouthfuls of food "you shouldn't leave your husband alone, he might eMasturbate!" Om nom nom nom!

by Captain Jizzbucket November 21, 2010

Emancipator

The sexual position where the girl is on top but the guy does most of the work by thrusting from below. Very effective. Also spelled "emancipate-her," and is especially relevant when the woman is african american and the man of caucasian descent. Not to be confused with the Abe Lincoln.

He hit her so hard with the emancipator that she screamed "freedom!" and then collapsed off the bed.

by Non Jagl September 29, 2012

emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

emasculabation

Wanking whilst your girlfriend tells you off

It was a serious night of emasculabation, when I finished I had two black eyes

by Polly dooky August 15, 2017

emasculation

what happened to 2d after joining the band w murdoc

2D: Fear was one of the biggest emotions... frustration...

Murdoc: Yeah fear is something that you always feel, generally—
2D: Emasculation.

Murdoc: Say that word again?

2D: Emasculation?
Murdoc: Thank you.

by wow i love women 😩😩😩 March 19, 2021

Emasculated

Australian slang for having your beer spat in for being a literal Nazi.

Stefanos was emasculated and had his feelings hurt.

by Not Joseph Stalin August 11, 2022