sweet embrace

A really good hug

My mom asked if i wanted a sweet embrace

by jack smartass March 19, 2017

Elara

13th Moon of Jupiter.

What's the 13th moon of Jupiter called?
Oh, that's Elara.

by xarsenicx March 10, 2009

Embrace the Martian

Getting higher than you've ever gotten. Embracing the side of yourself that's normally subdued by sober reality and becoming one with something larger than yourself.

Hey man, come over tonight. Let's embrace the martian and cook gratuitous amounts of food!

by Dankrupt December 7, 2011

Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

by TellTail September 11, 2019

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

by Bombcat June 17, 2007

earation

something nasty that comes out of a mouth nose or eye

ewwwww frank has some earation coming out of his ear.

by Patrick McCarthy February 21, 2009

Embarasment

1. Something that one, embarassingly, thinks is an embarassment, but isn't.

2. An embarassing spelling mistake.

"What an embarasment!"

by sidney January 31, 2005