em

funny friend :) she has mega hyper turns and love lilo and stitch. there, see, i mentioned stitch. anyway, clowns arnt her best friend but that very much dead evil dark lord monkey might be. flying monkeys rule. want some tomacco?

em: VMDEDLM did a purple shit over there.
me: eww. hey look! flying monkeys!
em: cool!!
me: want some tomacco?
em: wohoo!

by :poisonedheart: January 15, 2004

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Emely

This bish is a really annoying bish she laughs at EVERYTHING like damn STFU she ain’t sweet she sour ash trust me I know she that one girl that be quiet but once you get to know her SHE LOUD ASF like you need to put a zipper on her 🤐The WORST PART is that she the stupid friend you can never ask her for homework answers she gonna be like wahhh what assignment? I don’t have it well just know she a stupid one!!!

Emely is one of the stupidest people out there.

by La Exposer January 17, 2021

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EMS

Adjective- to have confidence, be a master of the English language, dress nice, have nice hair, a nice smile, know shes the shit but not flaunt it just know it so its like a subtle thing, have a lip ring or nose ring they can pull off, wear straight leg jeans, have red or strawberry blond hair, be adorable, be hot.

Friend 1- "Man, that girl is so EMS"

Friend 2- "Yeah you're right she totally does."

by brockmannnnnnn August 23, 2010

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EMS

Eat My Shorts. Used to express disgust or distaste toward someone. Often used instead of more played out, vulgar acronyms such as SMD, GFY, LMB, HUD, DIAGF, and GIFAFI.

"You went on a romantic date with my sister, and then never called her again? EMS!"

by JMaster130 March 5, 2010

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