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Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
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Elephant Mario 

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.
Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

Elephant Sex

when two individuals have loud sex in the "doggy style" position
By the look of Paris Hilton's face, you can obviously tell she's been having rigorous elephant sex.

elephant turd 

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
elephant turd by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008

Elephant Pussy 

A very fat enlarged vagina!
When Corissa Black wears tight pants and her elephant pussy shows through her yoga pants and makes everyone want to throw up!!
Elephant Pussy by elephantpuss April 28, 2010

elephant girl 

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
Elephant girl, go get Carol.
elephant girl by hititlong January 4, 2006

Elephant penis 

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.
Elephant penis by Starknight97 December 24, 2008