Brown Excitement

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

by curley19 May 14, 2011

excremental

a nonprofane way of calling someone a shithead,stinking thinking,shit for brains,heads in the toilet.

john is excremental when it comes to money,he spends without thinking.

by john boy schuller. August 14, 2007

excrementalia

It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

by Michael Parry December 10, 2007

Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Excrementos

The breath mint of choice for people whose breath smells like feces

Steve:"So how'd the date go...did you guys make out?"
Jeff:"Na...the bitch chews excrementos.Wasn't in the mood to french kiss anus."

by arod1979 August 1, 2013

excremeditation

being overwhelmed by existential poop to the point that everything you think about seems like poop.

I've been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now I'm in in a constant state of excremeditation.

by therestlessadmin September 1, 2011

Excrementally Challenged

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

by smellanor_ September 15, 2010