excitecrement

The excrement your dog leaves when s/he's excited.

Fido was so happy to see his owner, he left a little trail of excitecrement right in the entry way.

"Aww, damn, what is this excitecrement doing over here?!?"

by NatureGrrl October 6, 2013

expited

When someone is excited and wants to die at the same time

I'm really expited today.
Greg are you ok?

by Jesus27​ June 19, 2017

Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.

"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"

by Hue555 January 12, 2019

excites

To be so excited and jittery.

I have the excites, I just won the lottery.

by boyy890 February 26, 2019

Excitement Vampire

Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.

An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.

I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!

by tannerac May 2, 2019

Excoited

TO BE EXTREMELY EXCITED

I am so excoited to pet my dog

by Bobross2020 November 30, 2019

excired

cummed and nutted aggresively

i excired at the hot girl on omegle

by poopeeboy September 25, 2020