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England is the best place ever, it is home to the Queen, schools not being shooting ranges, tea, big ben and so much more. Just a wonderful city.
by Papa Keem July 27, 2017
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I hate england it sucks i hate \it they have terrible hygiene and shrvg teeth they smell leiekew a poopy
England fucking sucks
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England has been racially criticised and stereotyped by most of the world as being posh and drinking tea every 12 minutes. They DON'T all act like pompous dicks. Theyre NOT all friendly and gentlemen. They DONT go on balls and royal dances all the time. And they DO drink beer and other alcoholic non-tea drinks.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
Scotland could kick England's ass! We've got Sean Connery!
by KukSoolBoy January 1, 2009
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England:fathers to the americans,brothers to scotish and irsh,cousins to the irish,the better side of the family than the australien,5 star hotel to the romans,rulers of the west,creators of civilisation,winners of ww2,ww1,100 year war,english civil war(obviously) and we do put on a fucking marvellous show
an american says"hey jim i was thinking about going to the united kingdom or whatever"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"
by the goth fairy July 30, 2009
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As the head of the United Kingdom, England is considered many things. They are the U.S.'s greatest ally, which is good. They produce great actors and writers. They just need to learn when to drop useless traditions such as the social puppet Queen Elizabeth, who is basically the centre of all Anglophilia(except for the fact that she chooses the Prime Minister), and the fact that everyone can be on line for the throne but Catholics because they fear the Papacy and its filthy Papists (like me, so I guess I cannot be King
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.
I went to England for a scone.
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England is a very cultured nation- it gave birth to treasures such as Tesco bundles,roadmen and Blackpool Grime Media, which brings us to the thing England is recognized for... musical genius! Examples include:
Yo, yes, light the bifta,I'm gonna rape your little sister- Little T
Your dad ain't even your dad, and I know that cause trust its mad- Sophie Aspin
It's CallyManSam, CallyMan, CallyMan, CallyManSam- CallyManSam
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes, by the way that you got a big nose- Little T
Got murked by Little T now you're getting murked by me, you shagged bare lads, you're a little sket- Millie B
I'll send yer arse from England to Murica with me mandem, innit fam
by MKpro May 31, 2018
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A city in the county of the United Kingdom, which is located in the state of Europe. Famously referenced by Fuckboy Nick Crompton.
Nick Crompton: England is my city, and if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty.
by Fuckboy Nick Crompton August 10, 2017
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