Dust Bunny

The ride or die counterpart to a Dusty. Dust Bunny's have low self-esteem, tolerate infidelity, broke and joblessness from their Dusty men. To them, romance is hard dick for a valentine's day present and other dusty antics. Dusty men can smell a Dust Bunny from a mile away by the desperate need for attention, love and physical affection permeating off of her spirit. Dust Bunny's typically pay 50% AND more of all finances between her and her Dusty. She "holds him down" for months on end, while he sits on her couch all day--when she's at work--smoking weed and playing Fortnite... after which, he uses her car to drive to another bitch house and uses the money she left him to buy another bitch food. When she chastises her pet Dusty for his transgressions, he makes it up to her by giving hard dick with his shoes on and posting her picture on Instagram to, "let these hoes know." This typically keeps her on Cloud 9 for several months until the next round of infidelity occurs.

Another name for a Dust Bunny is a Pick Me or Pickmeisha.

Chloe: Girl! Did you know Felicia let that dusty she met outside the liquor store move in with her?! He doesn't even have a job!
Shera: WHAT?! How did she become such a dust bunny?!

by NikoKM January 27, 2020

Dust Rat

-noun

1. A mass of fine, dry, skin particles, lint, hair, pet dander that is formed by static electricity taking the shape of a rat.

-adjective

1. An individual who is rapidly decaying (shedding skin) and generates large amounts of dust.

2. A generally dirty smelly person.

Did you see the size of that nasty dust rat in the corner? You totally need to go to the dermatologist.

I couldn’t find dust rat immediately but I was able to locate him by following his trail of epidermal detritus.

by Nick U January 17, 2008

"Dust Buffalo"

Of the same species as a Dust Bunny. This species is indigenous to the great plains of the College Dorm as well as the Under-The-Fridge caves of the Kitchen Area and Under-The-Bed chasms of the Bedroom district. The biggest enemy to the Dust Buffallo is a Broom although it also fears the mighty Vacuum. It's enemies are not native to College Dorm however they can be found in the Kitchen and Bedroom occasionally. Reduction of the Dust Bunny population also affects the Dust Buffalo population.

I was on safari in College Dorm today and I spotted a herd of "Dust Buffalo".

by squidy_squid November 25, 2006

dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Dust Wings

Having sex with an old women (a cougar) so that your legs get dusty. Comes from the word red wings.

"I had sex with my mom's best friend last night."
"Man, you definitely earned your dust wings!"

by Not Dusty Yet April 25, 2010

Dust Ruffle

A term for an elderly woman's vagina

I'm gonna pound a great depression into your grandma's dust ruffle!

by cosmokramer329 November 5, 2012

dust fucking

The act of two people having intercourse in an unfinished building or construction site. Could also be known as "renovation shenanigans" or a "dust orgy"

Juan- Have you finished renovating your apartment yet?
Molly- No not yet, we still have so much work to do... i'm so stressed!!
Juan- I know just the thing!!!
Molly- What Juan???
Juan- Let's do some dust fucking!!!

by juanjohnson May 22, 2014