A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
by Bornsooner May 11, 2024
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Super_G February 17, 2022
Get the Douch Canoemug. A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
Get the Douche canoemug. Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
Get the Douche Canoemug. 
Get the douche canoemug. by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023
Get the douche canoemug.