Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!
by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
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Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009
Get the Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii mug.I bust lyrical caps to emcee craniums like a domeslug, so don't front like you got Harmony, Cuz - you ain't Bone Thug
by domeslug December 9, 2003
Get the domeslug mug.Originally used in first person shooter games to describe shooting another players head. Can be used to describe the act owning in an activity in general(doesn't HAVE to be a headshot if its good enough ownage)
As a verb, I totally domesnaxed that mother fucker when he peaked Long A.
As a adjective, Wow man that was so domesnax, he couldn't do anything but die when you saw him.
As a noun*witnessing or enducing a headshot/ownage of somebody" (DOMESNAXXXXXX!!)
"Give him the snax, I think hes hungry"
As a adjective, Wow man that was so domesnax, he couldn't do anything but die when you saw him.
As a noun*witnessing or enducing a headshot/ownage of somebody" (DOMESNAXXXXXX!!)
"Give him the snax, I think hes hungry"
by hammertime! March 27, 2009
Get the Domesnax mug.The feeling of sadness Notre Dame students feel when away from campus. It's a pun on homesick based on the Golden Dome on ND's main building.
After I graduated, I was so domesick.
by cflmo August 3, 2011
Get the Domesick mug.I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
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