next door nikki

A teenage model who is known for being a tease and not getting naked in front of the camera. She is extremely hot, and is very very hot.

dood i jus saw sum new next door nikki pix dat chick is smokin u no wat im syin?

by Dood2416176 September 5, 2005

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

back door virgin

someone who has never been crammed up the ass before.

Raf is not back door virgin after being in jail with Bubba for 5 years.

by Cyber Ghost March 29, 2004

Back Door Cover

In sports betting, a back door cover occurs when the team you wagered on covers the spread in the last minutes of the game. Often times this happens when the actual game is a blow out, yet the spread or line of the game is still at play.

The Giants kicked a late field goal to give me a back door cover. They lost by 10, but covered the 12 point spread.

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007

Door charge

The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.

John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?

Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.

by AYYFRON July 27, 2010

Text door neighbour

The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.

Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'

by dan_the_01 October 6, 2008

door breaker

the big angry idiot person that breaks things when upset
"he's a door breaker alright"

a childish workplace tantrum resulting in property damage

too old to live in the frat house, too strong for the office door

and chases down his co-worker then breaks open a door to keep chasing him
"did you see him?" "i heard something go bang, now the door is bent open."
"too bad man, that guy upstairs is a real door breaker."

by bluedogone November 22, 2013