When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.
Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:
Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
by Tam I am July 22, 2011
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A car driven by an ignorant redneck who cant accept that overly large engines arent needed to go fast. Often seen with faded paint jobs, non-existant interiors, and downright ugly drivers. For a domestic racer, starting the car is half the battle.
My daddy drove a ford so they must be good, right? Well Daddy is a drunk farmer who cant afford to feed his family. Does it seem like he makes good choices to you?
by YOUR DADDY September 4, 2003
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A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.
However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.
A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.
However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.
Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...
by arghargh August 3, 2011
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Although Sally is a pretty girl who could get a lot of attention from men if she advertised herself a little more, she's shy and doesn't like to go out to bars and clubs. She'd be a good domestic.
by shegavemydickpinkeye November 25, 2011
Get the domestic mug.Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place.
What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity.
Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks.
Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out!
Roger, stop it!
What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity.
Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks.
Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out!
Roger, stop it!
Domestic Rogering involves the unexplainable and henious crime of exploiting the internet and other people to the benefit of your own specific and unsanitary needs, in the home.
by Lord Louis Weiner of Willy Crescent, Pen Island May 25, 2006
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