doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

Connect the Dots

(N) basically connect the dots is just someone with an extreme amount of acne on their face. The term is offensive because it is metaphorically comparing a man or woman's face to a piece of paper with a lot of dots on it.

"Hey check out connect the dots over there" "I would never make out with connect the dots" "I dare you to go over there and call her connect the dots to her face"

by Dedona March 12, 2009

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

spinning dits

To spin a dit would be to make a claim about an event which is usually extravagant but you, in your own mind believe is legitimate and such an erratic story will perhaps boost your street cred. Most other people with you will realise the nauseating exaggeration of such a story and tune promptly out.

Chris: Thats a nice house.
Mitchell: Yeah thats the same house at which my dad defused a bomb.
Chris (to companion that isn't Mitchell): Here he goes spinning dits again.

by Fraser Currie August 21, 2007

dorts

a nickname for doritos

man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers

by zelda butterface April 24, 2009

Doitskin

Foreskin of a Nigger.

Yo nigga when you gonna get that doitskin removed!?

by Dudewlethoi August 4, 2007

doitupatem

A term that represents one's "Zealousness" or spunk.

pronounced: Du-it-up-et-im

By golly, the boy's got doitupatem

by reasonable squirrel June 3, 2010