The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022
take a giant block of swiss cheese, and a dude's dick and suspend them over a bathtub full of gravy, then do what feels natural.
Maquan: What did Le'a want with this past evening?
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
by bacon ftw December 09, 2010
Guy #1 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #1 "tehe!"
Guy #2 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #2 "I'm alright."
Guy #2 "What?..... Dear GOD!!"
Girl #1 "tehe!"
Guy #2 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #2 "I'm alright."
Guy #2 "What?..... Dear GOD!!"
by ellipsisO December 11, 2003
by meeseman14 February 04, 2010
When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.
"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"
by Kickimanjaro April 14, 2008
by wassittoyou May 19, 2007