He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
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Get the magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair mug.It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.
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Mary: What could that possibly mean?
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
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