Long Distance Hottie

a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....

man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...

ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...

by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009

Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

by Urban humor March 18, 2020

social distancing chicken

When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.

When our eyes met from behind our masks, I knew we were about to play social distancing chicken.

by jlfour April 15, 2020

Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

ria dattani

a name for an Indian girl who’s favorite person in the world is allison chung

ria dattani likes coke.

by butterbahdie September 8, 2020

The Urban Dictator

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by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017