Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019
Get the Chronic Desperation Disorder mug.The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
by dbp0011 November 19, 2016
Get the PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) mug.A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.
My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.
by Brandon Iannone December 14, 2008
Get the LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) mug.It's when you have many different personalities. People with the disorder usally name there persionalities. For example one day you can be the happiest person in the world for example I'll use the name Megan but the next day you can be the meaniest person you have ever seen for example Raven.
Some people with the disoreder NOT ALL OF THEM can actually make up people in their lives. No not making them up to seem popular, there mind thinks they need another person to fit with you and it creates a whole other life for a peron. For the person with the disorder the people they make up can seem as real as a human would be but for an ordinary person it's like your watching your friend play with and imagionary friend.
People with the diease are usally called Insane but there not. They can't help it, it's all in there minds. The disease is not contejaus and can not be pred through human contact. It's more of a disorder than a disease
Some people with the disoreder NOT ALL OF THEM can actually make up people in their lives. No not making them up to seem popular, there mind thinks they need another person to fit with you and it creates a whole other life for a peron. For the person with the disorder the people they make up can seem as real as a human would be but for an ordinary person it's like your watching your friend play with and imagionary friend.
People with the diease are usally called Insane but there not. They can't help it, it's all in there minds. The disease is not contejaus and can not be pred through human contact. It's more of a disorder than a disease
by I'm your nightmare June 12, 2012
Get the Multi Personality Disorder mug.The CCOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Camila Cabello; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Camila is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in Arianators, Dua stans, Barbz, Lovatics, Little Monsters, Lana stans, BTS stans, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!
Chartdata (chart account) : Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's "Señorita" has now surpassed 1.5 billion streams on Spotify. It’s the most streamed male-female duet in the platform’s history.
Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila
Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!
Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila
Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!
by Thisisforthempressedhaters July 21, 2020
Get the CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder) mug.The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore
Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler
Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang
Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder
Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang
Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder
by Hankgod June 20, 2011
Get the Progressive Porn Disorder mug.This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
by ThatSam March 18, 2010
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