Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

disasterpiece

Portmanteau of "disaster" and "masterpiece".

Bill accidentally put his vacation snapshots in the sales presentation he gave to our executive team today. It was a total disasterpiece.

by ironyman47 July 12, 2011

Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up

"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."

by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms

Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.

by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012

International dishwasher day

Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!

Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!

by The_best_jew March 8, 2019

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010