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dimensia

a mental condition that affects especially clever people, causing them to understand the dimension of their actions and statements.
Writing on a billboard against Biden/Harris 2020:
Biden's dimensia is worsening. He is not fit.
by Jens Moellenhoff October 24, 2020
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Biden-to-Trump Diversion

The act of bringing up Donald Trump completely out of the blue whenever the conversation is purely about Joe Biden and his flaws.

People guilty of BTD can not, for some odd reason, fathom others speaking negatively about Biden, and so whenever he is negatively mentioned, they will find some way to make the conversation about Trump when Trump was never mentioned previously.

These people seemingly believe that anyone who has ever said anything bad about Biden ever must be in full support of Trump, so they take it upon themselves to hurl insults at the latter and defend the former even if no comparison was made between the two.

NOTE: No matter what, as long as Biden is mentioned negatively, there will ALWAYS be one person committing Biden-to-Trump Diversion on the internet, regardless of the setting.
In a YouTube comment section under a video clip portraying Biden having memory/speaking issues:

Comment: "It's scary to think that this is one of the most influential people in the world. This man is clearly not cognitively fit for office, and I hope they stop using him for their agenda..."

Reply to comment: "He's 10 times more fit for office than Trump, and is far more cognitively capable than him. Trump was the worst president this country has ever had, period."

Everybody reading the exchange: "Why is that guy mentioning Trump when the video and comment aren't even about him? Seems a Biden-to-Trump Diversion to me."
by La Li Lu Le Lo February 1, 2022
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The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020
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Diversion

A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!

Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
by WithaK123 January 12, 2011
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two-dimensional organism

A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.
A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.

Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.
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Dimensioneist

Someone who does not believe in any dimensions.
My grandma hit the age where she does not know what dimension she lives in. Therefore, she is a dimensioneist.
by JG.F.AV May 25, 2018
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Dimensional Drift ASMR

The human behind my comfort when i sleep, kind loving and does incredible accents. The reason for my happiness, best boi DD
Dimensional Drift ASMR is an artist. If you dont know who he is, your mising out coz best believe i drop everything i gotta do when i see a man streaming- like damn if i was saving someones life when DD streamed, sorry mate but you gotta go, i got places to be and things to do. Anyways, you get my point right-

Because if not, then- idk

Um- anyone who for some reason reads this i hope you have a great day because you deserve it.

Made by:
Lizzy Rosemary
(Who was recently diagnosed with simp-itis) T^T
by Lizzy Rosemary May 24, 2021
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