a rare breed of chinese poodle.
by DaniKidd December 4, 2007
Get the dildomug. nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.
I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock
by realman October 3, 2003
Get the dildomug. by Tcp October 6, 2013
Get the DILDOmug. 1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016
Get the Dildomug. Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
by UofL June 6, 2005
Get the dildomug. Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
Get the Dildomug. by Cassie May 12, 2003
Get the Dildomug.