diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis

Dj likes to diddle Johnson

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

bang diddle

used to describe something that's bangin.

that girl is bang diddle.
those sneakers are bang diddle

by jballz October 19, 2007

Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

Diddle-Daddle

Wasting time, or trying to delay something.

He always tended to diddle-daddle when he didn't want to leave the house.

by Commander fox. October 15, 2020