Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid November 17, 2017

Ginger Diddles

The name of a person that excessively Diddles little children that have to have ginger hair and obnoxious Freckles ie. (Colin Diddled Zak)

Ginger Diddles Diddled some Gingers

by Thecizzmaster January 17, 2015

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis

Dj likes to diddle Johnson

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander April 18, 2016

Diddle-Daddle

Wasting time, or trying to delay something.

He always tended to diddle-daddle when he didn't want to leave the house.

by Commander fox. October 16, 2020

Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 11, 2009