dick

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.

Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

dick

1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole

1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!

by Hugebanana234 February 9, 2010

Dickely

origin-BEREA OHIO

super duper DICK. this is used only by the coolest people and no one dumb can use it. you must know how to power it.

"Quit being sucha dickely."

by RYANCASEY RYANCASEY January 12, 2008

This Dick

An asshole who is trying to bring u down

Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you

by Suck it cracker November 28, 2016

dickful

a conversation about dicks

Arnie was talking about different size penises, it was a dickful conversation.

by Robinhood101 December 5, 2014

On this dick

1. being on someone's nuts

2. A ass kisser

3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused

I was out with my boys, and i saw a skank i knew from back in the day and i told her to get on this dick!

by SuperManChiTown June 2, 2009

dick

The male sex organ.
Big ones are enjoyed by women.
Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.

Jane: "Eliza, he had the biggest dick I have ever seen. I could have played with it for hours."
Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using!"

by Lick_it_bitch August 26, 2006