Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.

Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"

by Manthemanman August 10, 2010

Detectiving

Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.

Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.

by estonks September 26, 2019

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

DetectiveSOS

5SOS fans that investigate and solve crimes and fandom drama and should work for the FBI

-- jacob just proved the accusations that were made against the band wrong.
= omg he must be a DetectiveSOS !

by loverofcth June 15, 2020

Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.

Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him

by HongleDongle June 21, 2020

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

Detective Orange

He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.

AH FUCK ITS DETECTIVE ORANGE

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020