dooky derby

butt fuckin

hey your little sister let me enter my horse in the dooky derby last night

by crazy james March 5, 2009

The university of derby

The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.

Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"

Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"

by yoloswaggitinifagit May 15, 2018

Downie derby

The downie derby is a derby between two awful football teams who have a rivalry against each other to win that specific game.

Did you see the downie derby the other day between Sunderland and Bolton.It ended in a 3-3 draw.

by Warrior speacilist April 20, 2018

Kentucky Derby

When you and your friend have sex side by side, each with your own chick and race to finish first. Whoever wins gets to wear a green wreath around their neck.

Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

derby tunnel

Derby Tunnel = (brit.) slang for "Hershey Highway"

i took a couple of strangers up the derby tunnel

by limitededitionpointytoedconverse March 1, 2007

Derby Fan

The boyfriend of a dominant female, and who supports Derby County

'I was sat at home last night with Derby fan...'

by Captain Reh. April 1, 2003

Kentucky Derby

When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.

(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"

by slkni August 28, 2009