dell

A dud computer or something that doesn't work.

Ma computer just broke, I'm so pissed off! - ney wonder mon, it's a dell!

by someone who values their life July 14, 2005

Dell Support center

the dell support center is some thing that can be described as Worse than death

The man called the Dell Support center, and in turn wanted to die

by James2DaJAY August 10, 2006

delishmael

Delicious, or "delish."

Adapted from the "Call Me Delish: Mael Taffy Shop" from the cartoon "The Simpsons." Originally a pun of the first line of Moby Dick: "Call me Ishmael."

"This smoked gouda cheese is delishmael."

"Lorena, this quiche is absolutely delishmael!"

by J.M. Mueller January 20, 2009

Delisla

Delisla is an extremely weird and lazy person .Delisla's will most likely stab you in the back at least twice in your'e life . watch out for them .

Tyra: did you hear what Delisla did to angela last week ?

Christina: no .. what did she do ?

Tyra: she stabbed her best friend in the back . What a bitch !

by realwomen123 August 2, 2011

Dellama

To remove all llamas from the proximity.

Jimmy planed to dellama his house after his house had become overrun with llamas

by Mouse-The-Cat April 17, 2015

dell

1slow,can't understand the techies
2ripoff about %50 of the time
3got a printer for free and it literally fell apart in about a week
5they INSTALL TONS OF SHIT YOU DON'T WANT on the comp (including windows)
6aside that they don't give you a fucking windows disk to begin with

"the company isn't neccecarily bad, they do have good deals some of the time (free 19" monitor woo)
though people who worship dell should have their head bashed in w/a motherboard containing more than 1 ide port."

by caljoun June 30, 2005

Delish

(1) A tasty cocktail. (2) Greg Fry. (3) Anything that looks and tastes equally amazing. (4) The guy next door that jogs through the neighborhood without a shirt. (5) Most types of Polish sausages.

“Hubba, Hubba, This Mango-Habanero margarita is Delish! ....And so are his eyes... I wonder if he needs me to massage those calf muscles?”

by Prettydirtyevenforasanchez July 19, 2019