degree

The academic qualification that hopefully makes worthwhile the spending of the best part of your early adulthood staring at words, diagrams and numbers on computer screens and in books, being unable to keep your own income, living off pot noodles, spending several hours a day on dirty buses, regurgitating author's opinions and sometimes regurgitating after a night of heavy drinking as a result of an attempt to forget about all of the above for a night.

Healthy, content human being: Hey, do you want to-

Uni student: Can't.

Healthy, content human being: Why not?

Uni student: Need an 8.4 GPA on my degree to do my master's.

by fickletravisbickle June 1, 2011

Degree Collector

Someone who attends graduate and professional school for a prolonged period of time and earn multiple degrees (Ph.D. , MD, JD, MBA) without the intention of ever using their degrees. May be used derisively to describe someone who is unclear about their career intentions.

Person 1: Dude, this guy is badass, he has an MD, Ph.D., JD, and MBA degree.

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well has he ever practiced medicine, law, or worked in the business field? He's in his forties and has never worked a real job in his life. He's a degree collector.

by Histrionic June 28, 2010

Facebook Law Degree

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.

*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.

by Borbus Thurmps December 28, 2014

Working on my masters degree

To masturbate; to jerk off.

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

by biggerspeck May 16, 2007

Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

3rd Degree Gurns

When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!

by H421 February 27, 2017

1000 degree knife

A knife that has been heat until it reaches 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. Can cut through almost anything including children's toys, butter, soap, and the World Trade Center, etc.

"How did you lose your Dad?" He was in a building when it was struck by a 1000 degree knife.

by Swagnamite7700 January 1, 2017