Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

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danger dinga

Your partner is in a doggy style position. You take your hands and stretch there asshole apart. While you are stretching there ass apart your partner pushes like trying to take a shit. Then you lean down (ass still being stretched and lover still pushing) you bite there puckered stretched ass.

I wish my boyfriend wouldnt have given me the danger dinga after prom, my ass still aches.

by Mr. Asseater April 27, 2009

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Nae Danger

Scottish term to refer NO PROBLEM.

"Fanks fer the can of Irn Bru", "nae danger pal"

by Special Agent Utah September 4, 2013

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Spack Dancer

A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.

Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.

by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009

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dancer

One who is passionate about dancing. This person has energy and lights up the stage when performing. Some types of dance he or she might take are ballet, pointe, tap, jazz, hip-hop, lyrical, contemporary, or modern.

She is a principal dancer at the Boston Ballet.

by Stephanie June 28, 2004

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