This really hot baseball player that seriously has every girl drooling over him. Once he gets a girlfriend she better tie him up and lock him in the closet because there is no way his #mauldinos are going down without a fight. He is breaking hearts right and left with his gorgeous smile and country accent. Lets hope his innocence isn't just a facade and he truly is that sweet boy he comes off as. He is pretty much instagram and vine famous, he has tons of girls going after him and he has his own day! (mauldin monday) hit him up on vine, twitter, and instagram. @daltonmauldin (vine) @daltinmauldino (Ask.fm and twitter) @daltonmauldin5 (instagram)
by heyyougetbackhere February 11, 2014
Get the dalton mauldinmug. Doing something so absurd, so stupid, so inconceivably idiotic that it makes others question your sensibility. You reach your lowest point in life when you 'Pull A Dalton".
"Dude, you totally were pulling a dalton last night."
"Why, brah?"
"Because you got a tat to symbolize your independence when you live with your friends mom."
"Ahhh"
"Why, brah?"
"Because you got a tat to symbolize your independence when you live with your friends mom."
"Ahhh"
by Musical Prodigy February 28, 2010
Get the Pulling A Daltonmug. Dalton L
The act in which five or more homosexual male individuals, partake in oral activities with two adult elephants and several black stallion male horses while excreting their feces on their deceased grandfathers in an abortion clinic for 15 year old pregnant teenagers .After the oral ceremony each homosexual man who partook in the activities must give a small child or midget a 2 ounce glass of fermented elephant anal nectar. Meanwhile the mothers of the homosexual individuals are to be triple penetrated by 3 of the black stallion horse penises ,the following morning the homosexuals are required to abduct several leukemia patients and make them clean up the aftermath of the oral ceremony. Finally to conclude the Dalton L the homosexuals men must self willingly sew each others mouths to the rear exterior of their fellow homosexual Conrad. Thus concludes the Dalton L.
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The act in which five or more homosexual male individuals, partake in oral activities with two adult elephants and several black stallion male horses while excreting their feces on their deceased grandfathers in an abortion clinic for 15 year old pregnant teenagers .After the oral ceremony each homosexual man who partook in the activities must give a small child or midget a 2 ounce glass of fermented elephant anal nectar. Meanwhile the mothers of the homosexual individuals are to be triple penetrated by 3 of the black stallion horse penises ,the following morning the homosexuals are required to abduct several leukemia patients and make them clean up the aftermath of the oral ceremony. Finally to conclude the Dalton L the homosexuals men must self willingly sew each others mouths to the rear exterior of their fellow homosexual Conrad. Thus concludes the Dalton L.
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by Legit Moose August 1, 2016
Get the Dalton Lmug. Long Haired Truckee you will be able to find in any community that is classified as -Bogan- he will act stupid and do retarded thing to make you laugh
by Blackhole Depression July 18, 2017
Get the dalton retardmug. Strong, independent, caring young man.
Has learned his strengths from his losses and never takes life for granted.
True and loyal, while maintaining an attractive appereance.
True, honest, loyal, loving, caring, man that values love from one more than 100 people.
Committed and strong minded and willed independent young adult.
Has learned his strengths from his losses and never takes life for granted.
True and loyal, while maintaining an attractive appereance.
True, honest, loyal, loving, caring, man that values love from one more than 100 people.
Committed and strong minded and willed independent young adult.
by TruBluDK March 4, 2015
Get the dalton walkermug. Welsh actor. Brought a civil, icy, slightly mental persona to the figure of James Bond 007 that just rocks, no matter what the begrudgers say. Got one okay film and one bum one, which sank his Bond career long before time. Buried the execrable Roger Moore and (as a patriotic Paddy it pains me to say this, but ...) waaaaay better than Pierce Brosnan's poster-boy Bond. Only bettered (maybe) by Daniel Craig in 2006's Casino Royale.
by Fearman August 4, 2007
Get the Timothy Daltonmug. Never go here.
by Tuft My Ass December 10, 2011
Get the Dalton, GAmug.