A man who can't hang out with his guy friends because he can never get a babysitter for his kids. Particularly in a suburban area where the guys only get to be without their wives a few times a year.
"Tom is such a dadsitter. Us guys hang out twice a year, and he can't find a babysitter once in a while?"
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"Hey guys, I can't go out to the bar tonight, I'm a dadsitter"
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"Hey guys, I can't go out to the bar tonight, I'm a dadsitter"
by The Concerned Friend January 11, 2009
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The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015
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"I have a dadundadun"
by ames_k April 12, 2008
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My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.
by deke47 April 6, 2017
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