cum dumpster

A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total cum dumpster!"

by 36th Crazyfist March 29, 2004

dumpster diving

The activity of looking through garbage to find useful items or food. Dumpster diving can be done anywhere there are dumpsters or garbage cans. Residential diving is usually done in a suburbs (but it's best done in rich neighborhoods). Retail diving is usually done at stores. Corporate diving, if I remember correctly, is done outside office buildings, and I can't remember what industrial diving is (use a search engine).

John: Last night I went dumpster diving.
Bill: Find anything?
John: Yeah, this CD player and a PS2 controller.
Bill: The things people throw away....

by Synthic November 9, 2008

Dumpster Baby

Nickname for a breed of girl who lives in NW Portland, Oregon. These girls are most easily identified by their epic walks of shame that include stumbling around carrying a blanket after a night of getting absolutely destroyed by some random hipster who liked Interpol before they got too mainstream, sometimes in a dumpster. Torn tights, huge black boots, bright red lipstick, and aviator sunglasses are also mainstays with this breed of slunt. Their hobbies include, smoking, chugging peen, smoking, huffing dong, smoking, getting miles of dick run through them, and smoking wang. Also, baby duck hat is GREAT for parties!

JJRS: DAMN! That chick next door is hot being as how she is nothing but cliches and bad decisions! I wanna throw some groceries down her neck.

KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.

by ll cool jjrs July 19, 2010

Dumpster Crutch

When a bum bends you over his dumpster and screws you in the butt often resulting in bruised armpits.

I went to throw out the trash and some stupid bum gave me the dumpster crutch. I'm pretty sore.

by DumpsterBum August 29, 2016

dumpster donkies

A flopy titted cross eyed hog that fucks behind a dumpster at a truck stop

Slamber the dumpster donkie is getting the bottom end knocked out of her again for a pack a smokes ...dumpster Donkies

by Stinkiskon September 4, 2017

Sausage dumpster

A lady that has her box stuffed with dirty man parts.

Did you see all them dirty dicks sheena took last weeekend? That bitch is such a sausage dumpster.

by dudeporker December 9, 2015

Dakota dumpster

Similar to the "cum dumpster", but when the women explicitly mentions the great taste of the guys semen. Derived from the prejudice that people from the Dakotas like some pretty weird foods.

Dang - I banged Justine last night, that bitch sucks like a Dakota Dumpster. She said my cum was the best she ever tasted.

by kclaus April 12, 2022