Duke

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Duke by Rjrj November 30, 2019

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Duke is real, and he's real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he's also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain't Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, 'cuz he's also the king of Torn City.

Example:

Potato guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?

Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!

Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS

Duke by FunGun53 December 17, 2019

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Duke

He's the best anyone can ask for, he's very handsome, funny and sporty, although they may behave silly at times but they have strong personalities...he talks to people easily and make them laugh anytime.

"Has you seen Duke? I've been looking all over for him"

Duke by READYP1 March 29, 2020

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Duke

Duke is a man of few words when you first meet him, but when he gets comfortable, he turns into the most loving boyfriend. The people who are named Duke are mostly gentlemen. They are the type to open the door for you and offer you a jacket whenever you are cold. Dukes are even willing to sacrifice everything for their loved ones. As soon as Duke's girlfriend cry, he will immediately fly towards her for comfort. He will always make you laugh and reassure you. Don't ever let go of Duke, because he is the one meant for you.

Duke and I will love and take care of each other until our last breaths.

Duke by ekudellimac December 1, 2020