Douche

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

by Eatthatpussi455 July 9, 2017

Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

Douche

French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".

Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?

by ImNotFrench666 February 28, 2017

Douche

(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.

"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'

by EmVerKen May 4, 2011

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up

She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.

by Lotsofthots June 9, 2022

Douche

Noun. A arrogant man with nothing to back it up. Conceited with no grounds for being so. A poser. An adult holding on to the youth he never had. See “dad coach”

The coach wearing leggings and shorts as if he’s playing the game is a total douche.

by Deemidget December 10, 2022