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dilf

that vampire is scary, but hot, a total dilf
by Mark Wahlberg December 7, 2006
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Dilf

A: Have you seen Misha Collins with his son West?
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf.
by killer_coated January 3, 2012
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Dilf

Daddy i'd like to fuck.

Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?

Noun

Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.
"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"
by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018
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dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.
Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.
by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021
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Dilf

Page; Girl that hat on him was so sexy, I need to hook up with that Dilf.
Candace: How many kids does he have?
Page: 1 mabey 2, IDK, I just herd he was a dad. There more prepared in life. Hey, men call us Milf's!
Candace: Your right. Only fare we get to want a Dilf too!
by arrhenotoky/lookitup October 25, 2009
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dilf

Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!
by Johan Fritzl August 13, 2008
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dilf

by LANE October 26, 2003
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