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Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.
When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!
by KennyLing January 23, 2017
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Dissertating

To actively work on a thesis, prospectus or dissertation.
Johnny is going to be dissertating in his study carrel in the library today.
by Groovy9113 October 1, 2009
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Dessertarian

A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.
Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.
by Queen_W May 15, 2015
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Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.
Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.
by Queen_W May 15, 2015
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Desert Eagle

Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.

Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.
by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004
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Arabian Desert

when a girl is sucking a guys testicles and the guy farts into her nostrils to suffocate her.
I gave michelle the narliest arabian desert and she gagged on my balls which felt good!
by Rammies May 27, 2010
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Desert Pug

A derogatory term used to insult short, pudgy, fat, ugly, dark-complected, unattractive women with dark eyes and dark hair. Desert Pugs heavily populate the state of Arizona, but are known to inhabit surrounding states, as well as Mexico.
“Let’s go to another club to find some hot chicks. There’s noting here but Desert Pugs.”
by Mr. Soap Yt December 30, 2020
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