Decorona

The act of decontaminating items possibly exposed to Coronavirus by spraying, wiping, washing, boiling or leaving them outside for a week.

Chris:

Hey Ted, should I bring in these packages and mail laying in your yard, it’s starting to rain.

Ted:
Fuck no, are you crazy? You’re not bringing that virus infested bullshit into my house until it stays outside for a week to Decorona it...unless it’s beer!

by Urban Name'er April 1, 2020

Decarding

Decarding- 1)the act of removing cardboard from the shelves of popular supermarkets such as lidl.
2) The art of putting empty cardboard boxes into a much larger empty box.

Jeff: Alex, can you go over the decarding again, gethyn just went over it but i dont trust his decarding skills.
Alex: Yes Jeff, i live for decarding!!
Ryan: Would you like me to bail the card with scott??
Jeff: Speeeeedddd!!!!

by lidl lover March 26, 2009

decrapitation

The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.

Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008

decorous

When a person is being really extra and rude but you have to deal with it while being polite and restrained

Man, my sugar daddy wants me to visit him in his office every week, but I want money to pay for my clothes so I have to be decorous.

by rocketchocolate May 21, 2017

man decorating

the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)

i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time

by andrew rocks December 24, 2006

decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

by enzo_gee August 19, 2007

decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.

that old house is all decrapitated from the weather

by christian May 13, 2005