Person 1"No way is that the real blonde"
Person 2"it must be David"
Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
Person 2"it must be David"
Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
by HugePPDavid February 08, 2022
If you ever meet a David, don’t ever let him forget your name. He is a passionate caring person who regrets mistakes made that harm you, and will try his hardest to make you feel better. He has the kindest eyes, voice, and laugh that will make you feel safe and blissfully happy. He is the kind of guy that you think about constantly, and will always make you smile when they come across your mind. A David’s personality is strong, confident, and amazing. And though his personality is a plus, he is also very kind on the eyes. His hotness and attractiveness are equal to his perfect personality. He is a literal perfect person and someone you love spending every second with. They make you feel loved and are very addictive. When he holds you in your arms you feel like the most perfect precious thing in the world. He means the world and deserves it too. He is someone you will always love no matter what.
by hanacms14 May 06, 2020
by Ivy And Mia April 18, 2021
david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022
David is a man whose balls have not dropped yet. He has a PhD in sociopathy. He really loves to dick ride other people and use them. He has no empathy towards anyone and only cares about himself. Him and his small penis are manipulative, gaslighting pieces of shit. A David will ensue narcissistic acting until he tells you’re trapped and he can keep you there forever. Fuck David.. and his small dick.
by SociopathSuppressor November 06, 2022
A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash
by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019