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Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.
I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !
by nouns June 10, 2011
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Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.
Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.
by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022
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Cure for Psychopathy

And I (Not WE because you are retarded) DID find the cure for psychopathy.
Hym "I mean, you have to consider my situation. I go from being treated like a zoo animal to being treated like a lab rat, I'm in pain or (at the very least) extreme visible discomfort 24/7, I'm destitute, I've had the most profound technological advancement stole from me, and STILL I'm in the mirror prison. And you would still deny me my homicidality? And I STILL have to add a caveat to it for your filthy mongrel kids that I didn't get to fuck into your wife? Your ridged adherence to those moral presuppositions are demonstrative of both a failure understand the morality you purport to have and a lack of the empathy that supposedly makes a distinction between YOU the ✌️✊️✌️✊️not psychopath✌️✊️✌️✊️ and me the psychopath. Except you're not an AI creating genius. You're just miming morality and empathy without even realizing it. So there's the cure for psychopathy. We just round up everyone who's expressed a failure to empathize with me. Execute them all immediately. Bam! Psychopathy cured. But I can guarantee you're not going to be happy with who has to get purged Jew. Because it's going to be a lot of the zionist Jews, Jew."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
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Find a cure

Hym "The only way Trump is going to 'find a cure to the most devastating disease...' Is if I literally do it for him... And then he steals it from me. Right? That being said I could cure a disease... And I also wouldn't get any credit for it."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
by Glarfl January 25, 2024
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Cure for Smoking

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011
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