the second cumming of jesus christ

A really wierd porn film.

"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

cummington

When you are masterbating and you feel some thing hurt your dick you feel piss coming so u let come untill it gets all over your face

I'm cummington all over your face

by Jejwlanflalw April 19, 2018

Cumslinger

a swordsman who can cum more than seven times in one session

cumslinger.......i shot my load nine times in one night,im a cumslinger

by Sirjohnny October 1, 2017

Cumming Fahim

When Fahim cums, there is no stopping him.

NO FAHIM IS CUMMING HE HAS DONE A CUMMING FAHIM AGAIN RUN!

by HazzaSpazza November 25, 2021

Nasal Cumming

When you blow your nasal load on a black chicks back titties.

For example mike blew his nasal load all over Bon,Qui Qui's back tits. A pure session of Nasal Cumming.

by Bon, Qui Qui November 19, 2011