cumbersome

awkward shape; either too large or too weighty to carry.

usually assocated with something unwieldly

The artist formally known as Moyesyside has a knob shaped like a kelloggs cornflake box, its very cumbersome

by Sack the Juggler November 22, 2007

Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.

Let's go to Cumberland Island.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

Cumberbatched

To be overtaken and swooned by the perfection that is the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Being Cumberbatched will result in the (most likely female) viewer's ovaries exploding and inevitable panty dropping.

I watched Sherlock last night and I was Cumberbatched by his smoky baritone voice.

by kaybeelove December 28, 2010

crumble

to break, be destroyed or to shatter into several pieces; to leave, to think, to feel, to associate oneself with sexually, to taste and/or lick, to be raped by, to acquire, to call, to enjoy, to desire.

"Sorry, I have to crumble off the phone now."

"Did you hear about Mr. H, the rapist social studies teacher? I heard he crumbled like 2 squillion kids' biscuits!"

by Crumblerrr January 5, 2009

cumberjack

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).

I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

Cumberland Gap

A mountain pass near the juncture of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. The Cumberland Gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. You are always fifteen miles from the Cumberland Gap, no matter where you are.

My liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the Cumberland Gap last week.

by rogueclown January 5, 2010

Clumble

(clump + tumble = clumble) The movement of clumping and tumbling at the same time (usually with three or more people) - Often used in musical theater.

The ensemble quickly "clumbled" on stage when they heard their cue.

by M'Bee June 15, 2007