by ....... February 18, 2005

by papi alex April 18, 2017

myopic self-righteous, power hungry asshole who won't listen to anyone or change his views no matter the circumstances.
That guy you're dating is a total Ted Cruz. Run for the hills before he defunds your abortion savings account.
by wonkette2016 October 1, 2013

He is a best friend a girl could have.He can also takes your heart and fall in love with him but he is t a boy that can get heart broken too. He makes every one around him laugh. He is the funnest person could ever meet
by isabeljaimes March 19, 2019

A sexual move, where the male runs from one end of the room and stops with just enough room to slide a couple feet before amazingly finding pleasure in his female counterpart.
Oh my gosh Jenny, my husband gave me an orgasm immediately yesterday. He used a move called the cruz missile.
by D-exclamation point! March 8, 2004

by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

A town of young kids fucking up there lives by smoking weed, skating, surfing and biking, have no trouble finding the dankest weed around, simply ask the nearest crackhead or tweaker you see. With the insane homeless methead problem Santa Cruz has you it will take you no time at all to find the best crack on the west coast...also fuck the tourists
by Blonboi_blocks October 16, 2019
