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pussy crushing

This term was first coined in season 15 episode 8 of South Park, “Sponsored Content”.

Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead
Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite
by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019
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proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
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crustits

To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits
Yo man, my girlfriend had amazing crustits this morning
by Jessie Franklin December 9, 2008
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cristinel

Is the romanian guy with the 9 inch dick, smart and good looking. He can steal and fuck your girl in a second.
Run, CRISTINEL is coming!
That sex machine is coming!
by Sejdejjs1347473 October 12, 2017
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Cristina’d

Being ignored or made felt invisible for long periods of time
“She fully cristina’d me! Like if I wasn’t even there”
by 47Pepperonis October 24, 2018
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Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.
Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina
by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015
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