muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

Cruncheazy

To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.

This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.

1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."

2- Crunchy?

1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!

by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

crunchity

In the form of being extremely crunchy. NOT the normal cruch that u may expect, e.g. Cruch Bar, but these are more a more intense firmer cruch, with a smack to the teeth. We're talking serious munchy crunch!

Butter Finger Crunch Bar contains "crunchity" bits

by SethAmphetamine April 16, 2005

crunchenberrysnucklefucker

a fat hobo drinking vodka behind a store trying to direct people to the nearest pizza place

hey you hobo wats up,"go left then strait then you will find the pizza place" ok thanks you crunchenberrysnucklefucker

by doug or doogie October 14, 2008