Gravy Crumpet

A sexual act - rimming someone with explosive diarrhoea.

Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.

by Legandor January 8, 2022

Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 14, 2008

Pissy Crumpet

a random insult to someone who can't be arsed with anything

he's not coming to band practice

what a Pissy Crumpet

by bobby bass June 4, 2007

english crumpet

The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy

He had an English crumpet for breakfast

by Dr.seemorevaginas December 8, 2013

filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES November 19, 2007